Episodes
Friday Jun 15, 2018
Raptor Ranch (2012) Movie Review
Friday Jun 15, 2018
Friday Jun 15, 2018
Jurassic June would not be complete without Matt and Steve reviewing a trashy independent B movie. The characters are bizarre, the story is confusing but the entertainment is there. Our special guest Jon Harrington comesback to help us try and figure this one out.
Raptor Ranch is a 2012 science fiction action adventure horror comedy film written and directed by Dan Bishop. Produced by Stephan Galfas, Mosh Moe Grunberg and Shlomo May-Zur, it stars Jana Mashonee, and Lorenzo Lamas.
Friday Jun 08, 2018
Dinosaur! A Fun Filled Trip Back in Time (1987) VHS Movie Review
Friday Jun 08, 2018
Friday Jun 08, 2018
Its time to learn about dinosaurs! With the help of Will Vinton Studios and Fred Savage most kids in the late 80's and 90's learned about dinosaurs from this awesome VHS. Fred Savage is playing a little boy named Phillip and he's struggling to find an idea for a class science topic but suddenly a song called Mesozoic Mind comes on the radio and gives him a great idea, DINOSAURS. Matt and Steve discuss their favorite parts from this quick but jammed pack film from Golden Vision.
Dinosaurs! A Fun Filled Trip Back in Time was released to video on November 20, 1987 and has a runtime of 30 minutes.
Produced by Will Vinton, Dick Baka and Jim Bousa
Written by Susan Shadburne and Virginia Theimer Clapper
Starring Fred Savage
Production companies are Will Vinton Productions and Pyramid Films
Distributed by Golden Vision
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Monday Jun 04, 2018
Avengers Infinity War (2018) Movie Review
Monday Jun 04, 2018
Monday Jun 04, 2018
Enjoy our bonus episode of Avengers Infinity War! We recorded this at the end of Theodore Rex with our special guest Jon Harrington.
Friday Jun 01, 2018
Theodore Rex (1996) VHS Movie Review
Friday Jun 01, 2018
Friday Jun 01, 2018
Do you love buddy cop movies? Do you love Dinosaus? Do you love Whoopi Goldberg!?! Well how about when you smash them all together and have to sue your star just to get her on camera? Let's travel back to the mid 90's and unearth this truely bizarre mash up in Theodore Rex! Matt and Steve are joined by special guest star, Jon Harrington, listen as all three of them try their hardest to figure out WTF they just watched.
Theodore Rex is rated PG and has a runtime of 92 minutes. It was released direct to video on July 6, 1996 and was at the time the most expensive DTV on record at 33.5 million dollars.
Directed and Written by Jonathan R. Betuel
Starring Whoopi Goldberg as Katie Coltrane
Armin Mueller-Stahl as Elizar Kane
Julet Landau as Dr. Veronica Shade
Bud Cort as Spinner
Stephen McHattie as Edge
George Newborn as Theodore Rex (Teddy)
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Tuesday May 29, 2018
Solo: A Star Wars Story (2018) Movie Review
Tuesday May 29, 2018
Tuesday May 29, 2018
Get your Millenium Falcon toy out of the basement and get ready to listen to Matt and Steve review Solo: A Star Wars Story. Ashley Nickell comes back and joins us once again for a Star Wars review!
Film details
Directed by Ron Howard
Written by Joanthan Kasdan, Lawrence Kasdan and based on characters created by George Lucas
Starring:
Alden Ehrenreich as Han Solo
Joonas Suotamo as Chewbacca
Woody Harrelson as Beckett
Emilia Clarke as Qi'ra
Donald Glover as Lando Calressian
Thandle Newton as Val
Phoebe Waller-Bridge as L3-37
Paul Bettany as Dryden Vos
Friday May 25, 2018
An American Tail: Fievel Goes West (1991) VHS Movie Review
Friday May 25, 2018
Friday May 25, 2018
Look out pardners, there's a new podcast in town! Matt and Steve discuss An American Tail: Fievel Goes West from 1991. The Mousekewitzes get kicked out of their home by cats and escape to the sewers. Once there they meet a strange marionette mouse promising them a new home out west where cats and mice live in peace. Of course Tiger comes along and Fievel gets separated from his family on the trip, I mean we need to repeat that old plot device!
Once out west the mice are asked by Cat R. Waul to build a new saloon but little do the mice know that Cat R. Waul and the rest of the cats plan on eating them soon after they are finished. Will Fievel be able to find Wylie Burp, voiced by a very old James Stewart, and get him to help? Can Tiger escape the Indian mice that think he's a god? Will this movie be as good as the first? Come listen and find out!
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Friday May 18, 2018
G.I. Joe: The Movie (1987) VHS Movie Review
Friday May 18, 2018
Friday May 18, 2018
Grab your ear buds and listen to Matt and Steve discuss G.I. Joe: The Movie from 1987. This is one of the most bizarre animated films Analog Jones has ever watched for this podcast. It stars Don Johnson; the ladies man himself, and the 60’s Pigeon from Batman, Burgess Meredith. Don’t go into a coma while watching this but just in case, don’t worry, Sgt Slaughter can save you! Remember kids, knowing is half the battle. YO JOE!!!
Directed by Don Jurwich
Based on G.I. Joe by Hasbro
Starring: Don Johnson, Burgess Meredith, Sgt. Slaughter
Production Companies: Hasbro, Sunbow Entertainment, Marvel Television, Toei Animation Co
Release Dates: April 20, 1987 (United States) or September 19, 1988 (United Kingdom)
Running Time of 93 minutes
Time Stamps
00:00 Our history with G.I. Joe & a little history on Hasbro
09:02 Matt breaks down the box art
17:26 We pop in the tape and breakdown the movie
39:00 Roadblock PSA
39:30 Behind the Scenes of the movie and we explain Duke’s “Coma”
46:37 What’s going in our museum and What’s next!
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Friday May 11, 2018
FernGully: The Last Rainforest VHS Movie Review
Friday May 11, 2018
Friday May 11, 2018
Matt and Steve learn to save the rainforest! Have you ever wanted to watch Avatar in cartoon form? Well then we have found the movie for you!
Time Stamps
00:00 Welcome, FernGully Trailer and our history with FernGully
06:24 We explain the Box Art of FernGully
13:22 FernGully's breakdown
41:30 Behind the scenes of FernGully
51:21 What's going in the Museum
54:48 What's Next? GI:Joe the Movie! We also talk more on Horroroma, Matt's film festival that just happened (mostly we talk about Adam Marcus)
Friday May 04, 2018
Extraordinary Tales Movie Review
Friday May 04, 2018
Friday May 04, 2018
Extraordinary Tales Movie Review
Matt and Steve discuss an animated anthology of five tales adapted from Edgar Allan Poe’s stories. This film is available on Netflix as of this recording and we urge you too watch for all the wonderful visuals.
Time Stamps
00:00 Welcome, then we talk a little about the film and last we break down “Extraordinary Tales” stories.
18:28 What we watched: Matt watched “Soft Matter” at his Windy City Horrorama. Steve watched and hated a documentary (anti-adderall propaganda film more like it) called “Take your Pills”. It’s also available on Netflix if you’re interested.
29:16 What’s Next?!? Next we will be watching “FernGully: The Last Rainforest”.
Extraordinary Tales Film Details
Released on October 23, 2015 in the US and had a budget of 2 million Euros.
Directed by Raul Garcia (Known for animating the Genie in Disney’s Aladdon)
Based on Stories by Edgar Allan Poe
Stories include
“The Fall of the House of Usher” narrated by Christopher Lee.
“The Tell-Tale Heart” narrated by Bela Lugosi.
“The Facts in the Case of M. Valdemar” narrated by Julian Sands.
“The Pit and the Pendulum” narrated by Guillermo del Toro.
“The Masque of the Red Death” with a voice appearance by Roger Corman as Prince Prospero.
The wrap around story had Stephen Hughes voicing the Crow and Cornelia Funke voicing Death.
Friday Apr 27, 2018
Mortal Kombat VHS Movie Review
Friday Apr 27, 2018
Friday Apr 27, 2018
Matt and Steve discuss another New Line 90’s movie with an amazing look, that movie is Mortal Kombat!!!!
Podcast Time code:
00:00 Welcome and our experience with the Mortal Kombat game
05:02 VHS Box Art
09:44 Crew and Cast
21:56 Trailer and Movie Breakdown
47:28 Behind the Scenes & The Animated Film
59:41 What’s going in our Museum?
01:02:12 What’s Next?
Cast/Crew/Notes
Directed by Paul W.S. Anderson
Produced by Lawrence Kasanoff
Based on Mortal Kombat by Midway Games
Starring
- Christopher Lambert as Raiden, god of thunder and protector of Earthrealm who guides the warriors on their journey. He desires to aid the heroes in defending Earthrealm, but as he himself is not mortal, he is not permitted to participate in the tournament and may only advise them and act to prevent cheating.
- Robin Shou as Liu Kang, a former Shaolin monk, who enters the tournament to avenge his brother's death. He is also Kitana's love interest and among the first who notice her sympathy towards Earthrealm. As in most of the games in the Mortal Kombat series, Liu Kang is the main protagonist. This was Shou's second American film, as his last American role was in 1990, for the made-for-television film Forbidden Nights.
- Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa as Shang Tsung, a powerful, sadistic and treacherous demon sorcerer, he is the film's main antagonist who killed Liu Kang's brother Chan. Tagawa was the filmmakers' first and only choice for the role; he was instantly selected after he came to his audition in costume, and read his lines while standing on a chair.
- Linden Ashby as Johnny Cage, a Hollywood superstar that enters the tournament to prove to the world that his skills are for real. He is also Sonya's love interest. Ashby trained in karate and tae kwon do especially for this film. Despite the intensity of the fight scenes coupled with the actors performing most of their own stunts, on-set injuries were surprisingly minimal; the only notable occurrence was a mildly bruised kidney Ashby suffered while shooting Cage's fight scene with Scorpion.
- Bridgette Wilson as Sonya Blade, an American Special Forces officer from Austin, Texas who's in hot pursuit of Kano, the criminal who killed her partner. She is also Johnny's love interest. Cameron Diaz was originally set to play Sonya, but she broke her wrist during a martial arts training session prior to shooting and was replaced by Wilson, who was jokingly nicknamed "RoboBabe" during production by director Paul W. S. Anderson. Wilson performed all her own stunts, including fight scenes.
Release Date: August 18, 1995
Budget: 18 Million
Box Office: 122.1 Million