Episodes
Thursday Oct 18, 2018
Salem's Lot (1979) VHS Movie Review
Thursday Oct 18, 2018
Thursday Oct 18, 2018
The Analog Jones gang goes back to their old hometown of Salem's Lot, Maine to write a book and get attacked by a blue vampire! Polett Jasso, a Stephen King fanatic, joins us to tell everyone the difference between the movie and the mini-series.
Salem's Lot the mini-series made its TV debut on November 17, 1979, on CBS. The original runtime was 187 minutes but was cut to 113 minutes for the movie we watched.
Director: Tobe Hooper (Texas Chainsaw Massacre)
Writers: Stephen King (novel), Paul Monash (screenplay)
Salem's Lot Cast
David Soul as Ben Mears (Starsky and Hutch)
James Mason as Richard K. Straker (20,000 Leagues Under the Sea)
Lance Kerwin as Mark Petrie (Wonder Woman 1977)
Bonnie Bedelia as Susan Norton (Die Hard)
Lew Ayres as Jason Burke (All Quiet on the Western Front)
Come back next week for our Rage: Carrie 2 (1999) VHS Movie Review with our special guest "The Jersey Ghouls."
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Thursday Oct 11, 2018
Graveyard Shift (1990) VHS Movie Review
Thursday Oct 11, 2018
Thursday Oct 11, 2018
Matt and Steve got new jobs! We are working at a rat-infested textile mill, and we are working the Graveyard Shift (1990). Graveyard Shift is our second movie in our Stephen King October!
Graveyard Shift (1990) was released October 26, 1990, with a budget of $10 million and brought in $11.5 million in the box office.
Director: Ralph S. Singleton (Producer of Clear and Present Danger, Listen here)
Writers: Stephen King (short story), John Esposito (screenplay)
Graveyard Shift 1990 Cast:
David Andrews (Listen to our Cherry 2000 review) as John Hall
Kelly Wolf as Jane Wisconsky
Stephen Macht as Warwick
Andrew Divoff as Danson
Vic Polizos as Brogan
Brad Dourif as The Exterminator
Come back next week and listen to our Salem's Lot: The Movie (1979) VHS Movie Review. We have a special guest to help us break it down!
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Thursday Oct 04, 2018
Children of the Corn (1984) VHS Movie Review
Thursday Oct 04, 2018
Thursday Oct 04, 2018
Are you ready for Stephen King month?! Matt and Steve are taking a trip to Nebraska to visit our new friend Isaac and review Children of the Corn (1984).
Children of the Corn is rated R and was released into US theaters on March 9, 1984, on a budget of $800,000 (estimated).
Director: Dritz Kiersch
Writers: Stephen King (short story), George Goldsmith (screenplay)
Children of the Corn Cast:
Peter Horton as Burt
Linda Hamilton as Vicky
R.G. Armstrong as Diehl
John Franklin as Isaac
Courtney Gains as Malachai
John Philbin as Amos
Julie Maddalena as Rachel
Children of the Corn Movies:
Children of the Corn (1984)
Children of the Corn II: The Final Sacrifice (1992)
Children of the Corn III: Urban Harvest (1995)
Children of the Corn IV: The Gathering
Children of the Corn V: Fields of Terror (1998)
Children of the Corn 666: Isaac's Return (1999)
Children of the Corn: Revelation (2001)
Children of the Corn (2001)
Children of the Corn: Genesis (2011)
Children of the Corn: Runaway (2018)
Children of the Corn Book
Children of the Corn is a short story by Stephen King, first published in the March 1977 issue of Penthouse, and later collected in King's 1978 collection Night Shift. The story involves a couple's exploration of a strange town and their encounters with its denizens after their vacation is sidelined by a car accident. Several films have been adapted from the short story and it spawned a horror franchise beginning in 1984.
Buy the Arrow Special Edition of Children of the Corn
Buy this amazing poster by Arrow Films
Buy the Children of the Corn 6-Film Collection
The Predator (2018) Movie Review
Matt and Steve also take some time to review The Predator (2018). Will they survive being hunted down by the angry fans?
Director: Shane Black
Writers: Fred Dekker and Shane Black (screenplay)
Jim Thomas and John Thomas (based on characters created by)
The Predator (2018) Cast
Boyd Holbrook as Quinn McKenna
Trevante Rhodes as Nebraska Williams
Jacob Tremblay as Rory McKenna
Deegan-Michael Key as Coyle
Olivia Munn as Casey Bracket
Sterling K. Brown as Traeger
Alfie Allen as Lynch
Augusto Aguilera as Nettles
How does Shane Black's sequel The Predator (2018) hold up to the original Predator (1987), Predator 2 (1990) and Predators (2010)? According to the critics, not well at all. Do Matt and Steve agree? Listen to find out their likes and dislikes.
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Thursday Sep 27, 2018
The Goonies (1985) VHS Movie Review
Thursday Sep 27, 2018
Thursday Sep 27, 2018
Matt and Steve go treasure hunting with The Goonies! What did we find? A fantastic Cindi Lauper music video, some wickedly wonderful WB trailers and a Robert Davi story to die for. Listen to us gush over a timeless cult classic.
The Goonies was released June 7th, 1985 in the United States at a runtime of 1 hour and 54 minutes. Goonies had a budget of $19 million and grossed $61.5 million in the United States.
Produced by Steven Spielberg (Jaws, Jurassic Park)
Directed by Richard Donner (Superman, Lethal Weapon)
Screenplay by Christopher Columbus (Adventures in Baby Sitting, Home Alone)
The Goonies Cast
Sean Astin as Mikey (Rudy, Lord of the Rings)
Josh Brolin as Brand (No Country For Old Men, Avengers: Infinity War, Deadpool 2)
Jeff Cohen as Chunk (Popeye and Son)
Corey Feldman as Mouth (Lost Boys, Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter, The Burbs)
Kerri Green as Andy (Lucas, Summer Rental)
Martha Plimpton as Stef (Raising Hope, Parenthood)
Jonathan Ke Quan as Data (Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom)
John Matuszak as Sloth (Ice Pirates, One Crazy Summer)
Robert Davi as Jake (Die Hard, License to Kill)
Joe Pantoliano as Francis (The Matrix, Bad Boys II)
Anne Ramsey as Mama Fratelli (Throw Mama From the Train, Scrooged)
Come back next week when we start our Stephen King month. The first movie we review is Children of the Corn starring Linda Hamilton.
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Thursday Sep 20, 2018
Earth Girls Are Easy (1988) VHS Movie Review
Thursday Sep 20, 2018
Thursday Sep 20, 2018
Analog Jones hops in their spaceship and blasts off to Southern California to party with Geena Davis, Jeff Goldblum, Jim Carrey, Damon Wayans and Julie Brown in Earth Girls Are Easy.
Ever wonder what it's like to be tall, beautiful, and surrounded by furry aliens? Matt tricks Stephen into watching a musical directed by Julien Temple and written by Julie Brown, yes, the MTV VJ. Brown can sing, dance, act, and write scripts. Which one of Julie Brown's songs are your favorite, Cause I'm A Blond or Earth Girls Are Easy?
Geena Davis starred in The Accidental Tourist (1988), the same year Earth Girls Are Easy came out and then in 1989 won the Oscar for Best Actress in a Supporting Role for The Accidental Tourist. Damn, that is quite a leap!
Jim Carrey and Damon Wayans would work with each other two years after this movie on In Living Color for the Fox Broadcasting Company that ran from 1990 to 1994. You may remember Jim Carrey as Fire Marshal Bill and Damon Wayans as Homey D. Clown.
Jeff Goldblum and Geena Davis are no strangers to each other. They have starred side by side in three movies; Transylvania 6-5000 (1985), The Fly (1986) and Earth Girls are Easy (1988).
Come back next week when we wrap up Theme song September with The Goonies.
Thursday Sep 13, 2018
Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves (1991) VHS Movie Review
Thursday Sep 13, 2018
Thursday Sep 13, 2018
Matt, Stephen, and Jon escape the dungeons of Nottingham to review Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves from 1991. A rich boy from Nottingham, Robin Hood (Kevin Costner), travels with Azeem (Morgan Freeman) back to England after the third Crusades only to find England has been turned upside down.
Robin Hood along with a very colorful cast of side characters must do battle with the brutal and sometimes hilarious Sheriff of Nottingham played by the late Alan Rickman. Will the Merryman save Maid Marian (Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio) and the rest of the crew before they hang? Is Marian and Robin Hoods first dance after their wedding played by Bryan Adams? Sit down, drink some mead and find out!
Next week Matt and Steve continue their Soundtrack September with Earth Girls are Easy from 1988. Can you guess their favorite song from that cult classic that may or may not be a musical?
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Thursday Sep 06, 2018
Wild Wild West (1999) VHS Movie Review
Thursday Sep 06, 2018
Thursday Sep 06, 2018
Uh, Wicky wild wild. Wicky wicky wild, wicky wicky wild wild wild Analog Jones! The two best-hired guns in the West, no not Matt and Steve, Jim West and Artemus Gordon must save President Grant from a crazy legless scientist (Dr. Arliss Loveless) and his giant robotic spider. Yes, that's the story and it gets weirder. Saddle up and get ready to hear a crazy tail of Wild Wild West from 1999.
Matt and Steve not only explain the box art, trailers and behind the scenes of Wild Wild West but they also visit the famous Kevin Smith story about Jon Peters and his dream of a giant spider on the big screen.
Comeback Next week when we continue our Soundtrack September and watch Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves with Kevin Kostner. Jon Harrington returns as a special guest, we can't get rid of that nerd!
Time Stamps
00:00:46 Wild Wild West Trailer
00:02:17 Talking about Will Smith’s original song for this film and Smithmania
00:06:40 Warner Brothers problems and movies that bombed
00:10:10 Matt describes the VHS box art and reads the synopsis
00:14:27 Talking about the trailers on this VHS which include Jack Frost, Austin Power’s the Spy Who Shagged Me, Iron Giant, Steel Assassin and Music Videos
00:18:38 Burger King Commercial
00:19:52 Feature Presentation and Movie Notes
00:25:08 First Racist Joke
00:40:13 First Gay Panic Joke with the “Touch my Breast scene”
00:45:34 Jim West vs Dr. Loveliss in an insult off
00:58:06 No More Mr. Knife Guy line
01:05:00 Talking about the Wild Wild West Music Video
01:08:53 What’s going in our Museum
01:12:10 Jon Peters time! We talk about this crazy dude and the Kevin Smith story
01:15:01 Talking Death of Superman Lives documentary
01:17:15 Talking Barry Sonnenfeld
01:21:49 Golden Raspberry Awards
01:22:44 We briefly talk about fans of the original TV series of the same name
01:23:36 The many changes to cast and crew
01:28:57 Wrap up and what’s next
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Wednesday Sep 05, 2018
The Happytime Murders (2018) Movie Review
Wednesday Sep 05, 2018
Wednesday Sep 05, 2018
Analog Jones went to the theater to watch Sex, Drugs, Murder, and Puppets. Wait, what now? You heard us correctly! Brian Henson, son of legend Jim Henson, made a dirty puppet movie for adults. When the puppet cast of a '90s children's TV show begins to get murdered one by one, a disgraced LAPD detective-turned-private eye puppet, Phil Philips, takes on the case along with Melissa McCarthy trying her best to stay calm as Detective Connie Edwards.
This week Steve is joined by Matt Kelly of Horror Movie Night which is another Geekscape podcast!
Enjoy this bonus episode and come back for our Wild Wild West VHS review where Matt Storc returns to rap with Steve about Will Smith and a wacky/weird movie from the late 90's.
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Thursday Aug 30, 2018
Cherry 2000 (1987) VHS Movie Review
Thursday Aug 30, 2018
Thursday Aug 30, 2018
The year is 2017 and Analog Jones is once again entering a world with sex robots and a shaky future for the United States. This week Matt and Steve watch Cherry 2000 from 1987 with a very young Melanie Griffith playing a fierce redheaded tracker named E. Johnson! Sam Treadwell (David Andrews) plays a dummy that owns a Cherry 2000 female robot (Pamela Gidley) that is blonde and beautiful but lifeless and dumb. When Sam's Cherry 2000 suddenly short circuits he is forced to enter a world where Johnson and he must fight Lester (Tim Thomerson) and his lawless nomads. Will Sam and Johnson survive Zone 7 to find a brand new Cherry 2000? Take a ride with Analog Jones to find out and remember to bring some sandwiches!
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Thursday Aug 23, 2018
Grease 2 (1982) VHS Movie Review
Thursday Aug 23, 2018
Thursday Aug 23, 2018
Analog Jones grabs it's leather jackets and takes you on a cool ride with a review of Grease 2 from 1982. Steve's own Pink Lady, Sarah Foresman, comes along as these three sing their way through this musical flop. Does Michelle Pfeiffer and Maxwell Caulfield cut it in this sequel of Grease that starred everyone's favorite couple, John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John? Listen to find out our favorite songs and much more!
Sarah and Steve give their opinion of Spike Lee's Black Klansman!
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