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7 hours ago
Ernest Scared Stupid (1991) Movie Review
7 hours ago
7 hours ago
First, he went to camp. Then, he saved Christmas. Last time, he went to jail. Now, he's on Analog Jones! After reviewing Chris's pick, Ernest Scared Stupid (1991), we finish our Halloween lineup with a banger.
Quick Facts
Directed by John Cherry (Directed all the Ernest Movies)
Screenplay by Charlie Gale and Coke Sams
Special Effects by The Chiodo Brothers
Released into theaters on October 11, 1991
Budget: $9.6 million
Box Office: $14.1 million
Rotten Tomatoes: 25% Tomatometer / 51% Popcornmeter
Starring
- The Legendary Jim Varney as Ernest P. Worrell
- Eartha Kitt as Old Lady Hackmore
- Austin Nagler as Kenny
- Shay Astar as Elizabeth
- Jonas Moscartolo as Trantor the Troll
- Ernie Fosselius as the Voice
- John Cadenhead as Tom Tulip
- Bill Byrge as Bobby Tulip
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6 days ago
Fright Night (1985) Movie Review
6 days ago
6 days ago
There are some very good reasons to be afraid...of our podcast. Analog Jones continues its Halloween season episodes when Brad picks the classic Fright Night (1985) to review!
Quick Facts
Director/Writer: Tom Holland (Child’s Play, The Langoliers)
Music by Brad Fiedel (Terminator, Terminator 2)
Production Company: Vistar Films
Distributed by Columbia Pictures
Released: August 2, 1985
Running Time: 106 minutes
Budget: $7 - $9.25 million
Box Office: $24.9 million (#2 horror movie of 1985)
Rotten Tomatoes: Tomatometer 83% / Popcornmeter 76%
Starring
Chris Sarandon as Jerry Dandrige
William Ragsdale as Charley Brewster
Roddy McDowall as Peter Vincent
Amanda Bearse as Amy Peterson
Stephen Geoffreys as Edward "Evil Ed" Thompson
Jonathan Stark as Billy Cole
Dorothy Fielding as Judy Brewster
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Monday Oct 21, 2024
Weird Visions Society (2024) Movie Review
Monday Oct 21, 2024
Monday Oct 21, 2024
Every autumnal equinox, a group of humanoids gathers at the nexus of dreams and reality to celebrate the strangest podcast around, Analog Jones!
This week, we will be reviewing a DIY horror film called Weird Visions Society, and we will also be interviewing the writer and director, Ryan Petrillo.
Buy Weird Visions Society VHS: https://lunchmeatvhs.com/products/weird-visions-society-vhs
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Tuesday Oct 08, 2024
Prom Night III: The Last Kiss (1990) Movie Review
Tuesday Oct 08, 2024
Tuesday Oct 08, 2024
Alex thinks he's died and gone to heaven. He's half right, he's on a podcast. Analog Jones starts its spooky season with Prom Night III: The Last Kiss.
Quick Facts
Directed by Ron Oliver and Peter R. Simpson (Ron Oliver directed a lot of Goosebumps episodes)
Written by Ron Oliver
Distributed by Norstar Releasing
Direct-to-video release dates: April 13, 1990 (Canada) and June 1, 1990 (United States)
Tagline: A Romantic Comedy From Hell
Running Time: 97 minutes
Rotten Tomatoes: – Tomatometer / 15% Popcornmeter
Starring
- Tim Conlon as Alex Grey
- Cynthia Preston as Sarah Monroe
- David Stratton as Shane Taylor
- Courtney Taylor as Mary Lou Maloney
- Dylan Neal as Andrew Douglas
- Jeremy Ratchford as Leonard Welsh
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Tuesday Oct 01, 2024
Waxwork (1988) and Waxwork II (1992) Movie Reviews
Tuesday Oct 01, 2024
Tuesday Oct 01, 2024
Stop On By And Give Afterlife A Try...with some podcasters. Analog Jones watches a listener-submitted movie when we check out both Waxwork (1988) and Waxwork II (1992).
Waxwork Quick Facts
Directed by Anthony Hickox (Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth)
Written by Anthony Hickox
Produced by Staffan Ahrenberg
Distributed by Vestron Pictures
Release Dates: June 17, 1988
Budget: $3.5 million
Box Office: $800,000
Rotten Tomatoes: 60% Tomatometer / 47% Audience Score
Starring in Waxwork
- Zach Galligan as Mark Loftmore (Billy from Gremlins)
- Deborah Foreman as Sarah Brightman
- Michelle Johnson as China Webster
- Dana Ashbrook as Tony
- David Warner as David Lincoln
- Patrick Macnee as Sir Wilfred
- John Rhys-Davies as Werewolf
- Mihaly 'Michu' Meszaros as Hans
Waxwork II Quick Facts
Directed by Anthony Hickox (Waxwork)
Written by Anthony Hickox
Produced by Nancy Paloian
Distributed by Electric Pictures
Release Dates: June 16, 1992
Budget: $2.5 million
Box Office: Direct-to-Video
Rotten Tomatoes: NA Tomatometer / 32% Popcornmeter
Starring in Waxwork II
- Zach Galligan as Mark Loftmore
- Monika Schnarre as Sarah Brightman
- Martin Kemp as Baron Von Frankestein
- Bruce Campbell as John Loftmore
- Marina Sirtis as Gloria
- Buck Flowers as Sarah’s dad
- Alexander Godunov as Scarabis
- Michael Des Barres as George
- Drew Barrymore, David Carradine, Harrison Young, and Patrick Macnee make cameos
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Tuesday Sep 24, 2024
Hardware (1990) Movie Review
Tuesday Sep 24, 2024
Tuesday Sep 24, 2024
It activates it exhilarates... it exterminates podcasts. Analog Jones finishes off its Robots, Androids, and Cyborgs theme when Chris selects Hardware!
Quick Facts
Directed by Richard Stanley (The Island of Dr. Moreau)
Screenplay by Richard Stanley
Co-executive producers: Bob and Harvey Weinstein.
Distributed by Palace Pictures (United Kingdom) and Millimeter (United States)
Release Dates: September 14, 1990 (US) and October 5, 1990 (UK)
Budget: $1.5 million
Box Office: $5.7 million
Rotten Tomatoes: 46% Tomatometer / 52% Audience Score
Starring
- Dylan McDermott as Moses "Hard Mo" Baxter (A Space Marine)
- Stacey Travis as Jill
- John Lynch as Shades (a very unreliable friend)
- Iggy Pop as Angry Bob
- William Hootkins as Lincoln Wineberg, Jr. (Porkens from Star Wars: A New Hope, was also in Batman 1989)
- Mark Northover as Alvy (Burblekutt from Willow)
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Monday Sep 16, 2024
Monday Sep 16, 2024
In this edition of Nerd News, we discuss The Acolyte being canceled, Wolverine and Deadpool making over $1 billion at the box office and our most anticipated movies/shows for the rest of 2024.
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Monday Sep 09, 2024
Nemesis (1992) Movie Review
Monday Sep 09, 2024
Monday Sep 09, 2024
In the future, it pays to be more than just a podcaster. Analog Jones continues its Robots, Androids, and Cyborgs theme as we review an Albert Pyun film, Nemesis. We will ask hard-hitting questions such as, "Does this movie make any freaking sense?"
Quick Facts
Directed by Albert Pyun (Directed Cyborgs and Captain America 1990)
Written by Rebecca Charles
Visual Effects Director Gene Warren Jr. (Terminator 2: Judgment Day)
Distributed by Imperial Entertainment
Release Dates: December 26, 1992 (Japan), January 29, 1993 (U.S.)
Budget: Unknown
Box Office: $2 million
Rotten Tomatoes: 71% Tomatometer / 41% Audience Score
Starring
- Olivier Gruner as Alex Rain
- Tim Thomerson as Commissioner Farnsworth
- Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa as Angie-Liv
- Brion James as Maritz
- Thom Mathews as Marion
- Thomas Jane as Billy
- Jackie Earle Haley as Einstein
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Tuesday Sep 03, 2024
Universal Soldier (1992) Movie Review
Tuesday Sep 03, 2024
Tuesday Sep 03, 2024
The ultimate weapons of the future have just declared war on Analog Jones. This week, we start our Robots, Androids, and Cyborgs theme as we select our movies. Brad kicks off with a somewhat controversial pick by choosing Universal Soldier, and we all discover that these aren't cyborgs, but rather zombies!
Quick Facts
Director: Roland Emmerich
Written by: Richard Rothstein, Christopher Leitch, Dean Devlin
Production Companies: Carolco Pictures, Centropolis Entertainment, and IndieProd Company Productions
Distributed by TriStar Pictures
Released on July 10, 1992
Running Time: 102 minutes
Budget: $23 million
Box Office: $95 million
Rotten Tomatoes: 34% Tomatometer / 46% Audience Score
Starring
- Jean-Claude Van Damme as Luc Deveraux / GR44
- Dolph Lundgren as Sergeant Andrew Scott / GR13
- Ally Walker as Veronica Roberts (Sons of Anarchy, Santa Barbara)
- Ed O'Ross as Colonel Perry (Full Metal Jacket, Walker Texas Ranger)
- Leon Rippy as Woodward (frequent collaborator with Emmerich)
- Tico Wells as Garth (Cosby Show, 227)
- Ralf Moeller as GR76 (Hammacher from Beerfest)
- Robert Trebor as the motel owner (delightful weirdo, pervert guy, in Hercules and Zena)
- Jerry Orbach as Dr. Gregor (Law and Order detective)
- Tom Lister Jr as GR55 (Deebo)
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Tuesday Aug 20, 2024
Future War (1997) Movie Review
Tuesday Aug 20, 2024
Tuesday Aug 20, 2024
A run-away human slave from Earth's future escapes to the present to do a podcast! Analog Jones finishes its dinosaur theme when we watch a film combining Cyborgs, Aliens, and Dinosaurs when we watch Future War!
Quick Facts
Directed by Anthony Doublin
Screenplay by Dom Magwili
Story by David Huey and Dom Magwili
Score: Arlan H. Boll (Pocket Ninjas; American Streetfighter)
Stunts Coor: Pete Porteous (also actor)
Fight Consultant: Master Hee Il Cho
Distributed by Screen Pix Home Video
Released straight to home video on January 28th, 1997
Running Time: 90 minutes
Rotten Tomatoes: Tomatometer -- / Audience Score 19%
Cast
- Daniel Bernhardt as The Runaway (Played the lead in Bloodsport 2/3/4)
- Travis Brooks Stewart as Sister Ann
- Robert Z’Dar as Cyborg Master (prolific actor who starred in 121 films, including Future War and Samurai Cop)
- Mel Novak as SWAT Leader
- Forrest J Ackerman as Park Victim
- Solly Assa as Cyborg Dominic
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